Stuff I made. Stuff I like but didn't make. I can be reached at derekbensonart(at)gmail(dot)com.
My wife got some diet coke and mentos.  The kids took cover in a makeshift blast shelter, like we were watching a nuclear detonation.

My wife got some diet coke and mentos.  The kids took cover in a makeshift blast shelter, like we were watching a nuclear detonation.


imlouise:

wanderingtangent:

*sigh*  this was my halloween ‘08.
i wish it were that awesome every year.

holy shit. that costume is such a win.

 WOW!

imlouise:

wanderingtangent:

*sigh*  this was my halloween ‘08.

i wish it were that awesome every year.

holy shit. that costume is such a win.

 WOW!


Where I work, Halloween means costumed girls in front of the building.

Where I work, Halloween means costumed girls in front of the building.


“Halloween is Grinch Night.”  A tv special from 1977, apparently produced and animated in downtown HELL.

“Halloween is Grinch Night.”  A tv special from 1977, apparently produced and animated in downtown HELL.


1940's slang.

adeandabet:

goodolddays:

Ducky shincracker- A good dancer

Active duty- Sexually promiscuous boy.

Share crop- Sexually promiscuous girl.

Greeby- Terrible

Drooly- A cute guy

An Able-Grable/Blackout girl/Dilly- A cute girl

Some of Hitler’s Work/Void coupon- An unattractive girl

Khaki wacky- Boy crazy

Doll dizzy- Girl crazy

Dead hoofer- A bad dancer

Gammin’- Showing off

Hen fruit- Eggs

Hi sugar, are you rationed?- Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Motorized freckles- Insects

Snap your cap- To get angry

What’s buzzin’, cousin?- How’s it going?

We should bring some of these back. I like “khaki wacky” and “gammin’” myself.

 Active Duty and Blackout Girl are excellent.

I am working today (Saturday). 

I am working today (Saturday).