2008

Last night there was a fire in my neighborhood.  The blue...

McCain on reinstituting military draft: "I...

In which Maureen Dowd makes it clear that...

jgh: ekrangel: wendyblackheart: Itchy Stitchy: FO and...

meaghano: ee i’m cummings  Reblogged for electric fur.

Tuesday's Truncation Challenge

saramcpherson: Can anyone think of a more succinct way to describe The Obnoxious Thing At The Store...

bikerfish: did anyone ever actually buy these? weren’t they...

Earlier this year I made a game for the PS3.  You fly a...

bikerfish: huh?  I had a dessert at Applebee’s that...

picapixels: rul1ek75-1.gif

veadar: gkojaxlabo: gkojax: + ? mrmt

I NEED WHEELS

Laura: come over
CHVNX: No wheels or I would.
Laura: hitchhike here
CHVNX: It's raining and shit...no. Come here.
Laura: i know it's raining
Laura: and im all wet
(No, I will not delete this)
So GO already. This is like the Bat Signal! Get a kayak and Godspeed.

Apparently this isn't the first time the...

“It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons...”
— Michael Goldfarb If anybody...

“It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons...”
— Michael Goldfarb … If...

kapi: riotrepublic: Type your answer to the questions into...

Does Roll Call Work?

rollcall: Roll Call, now 884 Tumblr users strong, was built to provide a new, inclusive way to...

Have you ever seen an ugly fireman? No,...

emmas: You know what, I hate to sound like a desperate almost not quite yet leave it middle aged...

scout: bellechoses: suicideblonde: bohemea: It was...

Russ Daggatt Started a Blog

As you might expect, the neocons are already comparing this to Hitler’s annexation of the...

what I learned last night.

seashellhell: chips+salsa+cream cheese= awesomeness Why am I just now figuring this out?  Wait. ...

“There’s too many ways, through cyberspace and through other,...”
— John McCain, on privacy. ...

Too Much Information

Heh heh just knocked one out with my wife…she says she blacked out…heh heh heh sorry for...

where is my mind?

seashellhell: apparently, it’s in the gutter.I just realized that my sexually peaking mind has...

people keep reblogging my malapropism,...

(via nudawn)

chvnx: Steff Hendel April 4, 1986 - August 15, 2008 I’ll...

bikerfish: I know that you’ve probably seen this, but...

My Mind is Blown; now it's Sore and...

According to Professor Brian Greene at Columbia, here’s where we stand. 1.  Our universe is...

Shane Glines

Shane Glines

Shane Glines

corley: onionvolcano: corley: BARBAROUS was a good guess,...

corley: BARBAROUS was a good guess, but still no cigar.  D A...

corley: Updated! I forgot an a, and glamorous (ha) was...

corley: Adjective often used to describe me.  Once again I...

(via plannine)

danelese: Bought this for my soldier to wear when he comes...

“Imagine that America had no system of post-secondary...”
— Charles Murray, “For Most...

Meategg gone wrong

corley: The guess was BOGGLE, so I counted all those letters...

seashellhell: thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: (via kayfabe)

tumblr, Jacob and the rest of the staff

dhk: make beta easier to access. forever antiquated, dhk  Seconded

Fists of Playground Fury

My seven-year-old girl was coldly furious with another kid.  On the way home, she cheered up...

A geigh just walked by with some...

jgh: (via tylercoates) LOL  I’m married with kids.  I have LOTS of denim cargo shorts.  Do I...

bikerfish: A bull sarcophagus in which a member of the Ubud...

allisonweiss: (via bigcrush)  Dammit!  I thought this was...

When I’m his age, I’m hoping to be able to give...

Ultrasonic Boobs and Toddlers

There was a cute mom in an unstable bathing suit at the complex pool.  She twisted the wrong way. ...

dhk: What, what?  Drop it like its hot, drop, drop, drop...

thecakeisalie: By 4pm everyday without fail, I am left with only one child in my classroom. It...

meaghano: Do people call YOU a minion in your line of work? and do they ask if you can relay...

meaghano: Do people call YOU a minion in your line of work? and do they ask if you can relay...

ffffound: BeaucoupKevin(dot)com. BlogMachineGo.

pterodactyls: Did I ever show this to you guys? It’s on my...

this vexes me. i am vexed.

nudawn: google analytics tells me “cakefarts” is a keyword driving people to my tumblr.  that is...

Anyone looking for a job?

nudawn: FYI - this is not ME…this is a friend of mine… I have openings for two Designers with...

Men Don't Make Passes as Girls Who Wear...

natface: joshacid37: legallyheidi: allthewine: Then how do they explain Tina Fey?? I’m a glasses...

saramcpherson: Uh… I accidentally became a Reverend just...

jgh: Victoria Osteen is a batshit crazy megachurch...

Culinary mysteries

emmas: Fruited Scone (warmish), Clotted Cream (crustyish) and Strawberry Preserve. Whats not to...

ps this is how i quit gifted:

Mrs. Zeller: You are the student from hell.
Me: Well, you are the teacher from hell.
I had a similar experience. My kids won't be allowed anywhere near that crap.

“There you go ladies and gentlemen. Barack Obama has let...”
— RedState: The Obama Energy...

Thomas Perkins

peterwknox: rocketboom: Obama vs. McCain Visual Map of Top...

natface: doree: Anyone else been having a lot of problems with their gmail lately? Getting frozen...

Martin Wittig

Martin Wittig

Martin Wittig

Listen

(via plannine)

Kissing is the best part.

scout: sexartandpolitics: luxuriousvulgarity:luxnightmare (Or, a rare glimpse into my heart.) I...

One more thought

juliaallison: When has being judgmental towards others ever made us feel better about...

I wrote (and sent) the official "goodbye...

seashellhell: And afterwards, I immediately felt better.  Good luck.  Better things will come of...

Individualistic Doer (ID)

From the Personality Test that’s going around.  I got “Individualistic...

overshare time.

nudawn: *****IM LYING, NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED, I AM A VIRGIN*******  This story is a holy...

bryanmckay: Can someone explain the “Montauk” Monster in three sentences?  It’s a dead...

(via plannine)

(via plannine)

darkscript: onionvolcano: I took a real city and made it a...

I took a real city and made it a toy.   Time well spent.

“It seems to be you can only have one opinion right now in...”
— Elisabeth Hasselbeck (via...

andi-b: mong: lomo: Pixdaus: God Gave Us Pics!  YES.

eurekaeureka: lomo: ピザを切ってサーブするハサミ : Gizmodo...

superhamburgeramerica: gregbrown: Alex Ross, famous comic...

I just had two conversations.  They confirmed for me that...

Making T-Shirts for PTA moms

The school mascot is a Gecko; she wants a “Gecko Mom” character to be worn by the moms in charge.
PTA Mom: She’s got to be wearing a track suit. And she has to have a cup of coffee and a ponytail. And look frazzled. And she’s got to have really big hips!
Me: Okay. I sent a rough drawing, is that what you’re looking for?
PTA Mom: Checking email…oh.
Me: Oh?
PTA Mom: This version isn’t quite right. This is someone I want to fuck.

jgh: gregbrown: Alex Ross, famous comic book illustrator,...

Life without the bunny #17

darkscript: is me, backing off, so she and her bf can have fun. I love her, I would like to change...

“Gmail, if this goes hooey because of you, I will kill you...”
— Oh How I chuckled. Love it!...

“Gmail, if this goes hooey because of you, I will kill you...”
— Oh How I chuckled. Love it!...

Gmail Fail

The CEO of a company emails me: do you want to meet for a job interview?  I send back an email via...

That was awesome..

seashellhell: … shit shook (er, swayed) for a LONG time. “do it again, do it again”!!!  There are...

picapixels: 295d4p5.jpg

pterodactyls: just reposting my favorite picture.  Mine too,...

pica: Fabulous Mag ::: Diets - Fabulous Body Survey 2008:...

danelese: onionvolcano: danelese: onionvolcano: Trying...

dear 40 year old men talking about...

nudawn: shut up. Screw that, I’m going to be forty in a few years and that stuff is my...

Thank you Darkscript and Danelese.  Here’s another...

danelese: onionvolcano: Trying something newish with...

Trying something newish with photography: fake miniatures....

do people with perfect asses care when...

meaghano: I’ve always wondered. Please advise.  Coffee out the nose

“So yes, I acknowledge this article as humor rather than...”
— (via Peter W Knox: 13 ‘Facts’...

seashellhell: Why can’t I see the youtube videos (or any vids) through this site??!?! It’s...

Comic Con

Comic Con

Comic Con

Comic Con: Cranky Incredibles

My first attempts at tilt-shift photography

My first attempts at tilt-shift photography

My first attempts at tilt-shift photography

My first attempts at tilt-shift photography

After Comic Con: the world’s most peaceful...

Outside Comic Con: Jedi Master Obama

Comic Con

Comic con: took the 4-year old.  He ended up getting a...

Hailing a cab

nudawn: No cabs as far as the eye can see, so I contemplate getting into a livery cab. Car pulls...

My wife and I are going to Comic Con today.  If we see this...

Micheal Dashow Cute.

andi-b: microwalrus: FFFFOUND!

pinto: ProcessRecess : Fables 74 Drawing

Managers: God has given you a choice. 1.  Do you help people...