Onion Volcano

2009

December
October 38
August 52
July 37
June 14
May 24
April 26
March 28
January 93

2008

December 204
November 219
October 177
September 138
August 116
July 198
June 116
May 77
April 33
March 27
January
“The widespread support for Polanski shows the liberal...”
— Katha Pollitt, “Roman Polanski...
Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
(via lovegifs)
Oct 1st
iali-linna: lunchbagart: Mr. Freeze This sucks.  Mr....
Sep 30th
thisiswhyyourefat: Creamtato Balls Double deep fried...
Sep 29th
Warch Watch
This is funny.  And heavy on special effects.
Sep 28th
msbadkittie: jmarie3: jhnbrssndn: paco camino: Vintage...
Sep 28th
Warch Watch
thecakeisalie: benisadork: here is the music video i made for 99dollarmusicvideos.com if you dig...
Sep 26th

My Sizzling Extramarital Affair

Me: Weird thing happened today…cancel that.  Nevermind. Wife: Now you have to tell. Me: I...
Sep 25th
gilmoure: inothernews: hono-lulu: rhodyram: I was not...
Sep 25th
The Beautiful Life on CW This show is just like the first...
Sep 25th

Hey neat, the school is calling me!

School Office Guy: Looks like your daughter didn’t make it in today.  Is she ill? Me:  I took...
Sep 24th

Relatives and Diplomacy

Me:  I told them they were out of line.  Then I tried to make nice. Wife: They described it to me,...
Sep 23rd
Republicans Move to Block Network Neutrality
Sep 23rd
robot-heart: gauntlet:lacontessa: Edwardian actress and...
Sep 23rd
“I mean, let’s face it, we didn’t have slavery in this...”
— Rush Limbaugh (via...
Sep 23rd
NY TIMES: Chase and Bank Of America,...
Sep 23rd
kevinnuut: More of Courier. I’m not seeing any hints...
Sep 23rd
soupsoup: Microsoft joins Apple tablet rumors with a...
Sep 23rd
dears: sketchygrrl: Seriously, what is this movie? ...
Sep 22nd

Girls, on a boy

Sara: He's so creative and interesting and funny.
Star: And he's so sweet and smart and fun to be around.
Sara: Totally.
Star: Yeah... I'm just so tired of him sucking.
Sara: God, I know. I wish he'd get his shit together.
Sep 21st
Warch Watch
notthatkindagay: Oprah and the Black Eyed Peas get flash mobbed. Spoiler Alert: IT’S AWESOME. ...
Sep 20th
ookla: bowfolk: jookjoint: mikeansach: melamasica: ...
Sep 20th
thecakeisalie: Yay! It’s Back To School Night! I am so...
Sep 17th
Wife:  It’s going to be a huge hit.  Me: No.  No.  This show...
Sep 17th
comicbooks: Nightcrawler and Rachel Summers by Alan Davis...
Sep 17th
Kathy Griffin’s new memoir is called “Official...
Sep 17th
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Sep 14th
New Updated Dora displays were all over Toys R Us this...
Sep 14th
ensue: Ramona_Falls_Oregon.jpg
Sep 14th
Warch Watch
The Cat Piano (a little scary)
Sep 12th

Never been a sinner

gilmoure: enjoli: chuffedlittlemuffin: Never sinned. I’ve got a friend in Jesus. I’ve never...
Sep 12th
nevver: OH NO!
Sep 12th
gilmoure: moorewr: juliasegal: Stephen Colbert You...
Sep 12th
Listen Listen
oldhollywood: Orson Welles - War of the Worlds radio broadcast (1938) Transcript available here. ...
Sep 12th

Another 9-11 story, mercifully brief

The Sunday after, we went to a Unitarian church.  My in-laws wanted us to go; a friend of theirs was...
Sep 11th
“Eugene Robinson today absurdly calls the GOP’s disrespectful...”
— How one becomes “crazy” in...
Sep 11th
thelos: giselleferreira: pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: ...
Sep 11th
imlouise: theipodguru: variousobjects: mastap2k: ...
Sep 11th
I just watched this with my wife!  I don’t think...
Sep 11th
acewepeel: Sexually Oblivious Rhino
Sep 10th

13 Writing Tips by Chuck Palahniuk

dhk: thesophie: Text copied from here. Twenty years ago, a friend and I walked around downtown...
Sep 10th
kafuka: suicideblonde: Summer Glau
Sep 10th
Warch Watch
Drink! Drink! Drink! To eyes that are bright as stars when they’re shining on me! Drink!...
Sep 9th
bibi: vintagephoto: Bathing Beauties and their suits - Late...
Sep 9th

Warning: The following post contains TMI...

thecakeisalie: Ok…so…I don’t wear bras, ever… not under wire, not push ups not even sport bras,...
Sep 8th

Report from the First Day of...

Me: So did you like your teacher? My son: Yeah, she was nice.  She didn’t fart.
Sep 8th

Declarations of Deepest Love

Wife: So men don’t tell other men “She’s the love of my life?”
Me: Not in my experience.
Wife: How about “She’s my Soul Mate”?
Me: I understand that those words are significant, but I really don’t know what they mean.
Wife: Guys say that stuff all the time on Grey’s Anatomy. So what do you say in real life?
Me: There was something this morning. We were talking about Bernie Wrightson. He’s an artist who draws zombies and werewolves and stuff. One of the guys has met him. He said, “Yeah, Uncle Bernie. You know, you better watch your lady around him.”
Wife: I don’t understand.
Me: Bernie Wrightson. Apparently he has a reputation…no idea if it’s true…a reputation either for flirting a lot, or being handsy.
Wife: So what?
Me: So watch your lady! Protect her butt from gropings!
Wife: Isn’t that something you’d want to do anyway?
Me: Yeah, but it’s Bernie Wrightson! He’s a legend. Protect her from this legend that you admire.
Wife: This is complicated.
Me: Yeah, sorry. How about “You complete me.”
Wife: Jesus Christ, shut up with that.
Sep 8th
picapixels: In praise of the sci-fi corridor - Den of Geek ...
Sep 8th

I am really sick.

gilmoure: rosasparks: I don’t know how this has happened. I just feel like holy hell. It has...
Sep 8th
lafuguedantoine: skeetshoot: monument to yuri gagarin ...
Sep 6th
theduty: gorillasushi: Sometimes, Flickr is just there for...
Sep 6th
gkojax: kml: melonpanchan: (via expo7000)
Sep 6th
laureola: Sushi Cake. Gorgeous » Whipped Bakeshop ...
Sep 6th
love-and-radiation: A “giant pig-man” situation.  This one...
Sep 5th
siddman: urif:Bond… Mythbusters style!
Sep 5th
Ever wonder why Aslan is such a jerk?  Why the wizarding...
Sep 5th

Disturbing on several levels

My eight-year-old is interested in art.  I was telling her about character design, how you make many...
Sep 3rd
retrozone: nevver: FuckYeahStarTrek(FuckNoStarWars)...
Sep 2nd